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Joke of the Day
"What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie? Gone With The Wind."
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"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"
"""YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER!"" - I yell at the McDonalds drive thru cashier after she tells me its 25 cents more for extra BBQ sauce."
"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"
"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"
"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"