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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."
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"what does a programmer and a photo have in common? They develop better in the dark"
"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"
"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."
"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"
"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."
"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"
"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"