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Joke of the Day
"what does a programmer and a photo have in common? They develop better in the dark"
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"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."
"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."
"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."
"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"
"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""
"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."
"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"
"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"
"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"