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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child."

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"What's the dieeference between /r/Showerthoughts and /r/jokes?"

"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."

"What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ""Spit out your gum!"" The other goes, ""Choo Choo Choo"""

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"