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Joke of the Day

"Batman V Superman 2: Both men agree their last battle was too destructive They settle their differences by playing Uno Loser leaves earth"

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store"

"Remember when you used Twitter to update friends & family on where you were, & what you were doing? Yeah, me neither."

"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"

"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."