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Joke of the Day

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."

"What do Native American pubescent hipsters who would like to join a group often say? Clandestine."

"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""

"If you follow the rules of grammar, people will always help you. If you don't, your on you're own."

"How do you fit 15 Jews into a car? 2 in the front,3 in the back,and the rest in the ash tray."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."

"I don't know how to tell my friends . . . that rather than hang out with them, I would prefer to be at home, alone, daydreaming about having better friends I would actually want to hang out with."

"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."