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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."

"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"

"What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!"

"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."

"Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head? So he could badly go where no man has gone before."

"Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets."

"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"

"Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day."

"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."

"Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker? Because he is."