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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."

"Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"It's a good thing Aquaman isn't black Shortest...comic book...ever!"

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."

"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."