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"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."
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"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"
"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."
"I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down."
"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"
"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"
"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"