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Joke of the Day

"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."

"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."

"TIL that Hitler never ate cake Apparently all the ovens were already being used."

"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."

"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"

"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster."

"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."