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Joke of the Day
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster."
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"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."
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"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."
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"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"
"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"
"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"
"Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean ""Liner"""