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Joke of the Day

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"

"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"

"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."

"Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."

"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."

"if you come into a restroom & announce that you've ""had to piss for two hours"" I'd better hear a strong, frothy stream for at least a minute"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."

"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."