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Joke of the Day

"Harry says to Hermione: ""Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?"" Hermione sarcastically responds: ""I don't know Harry... Magic?"" Harry: ""I folded it in half."""

"What do you call a fist fight at noon? A lunchbox"

"If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you? Really fucking confused."

"Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? It's made of hide"

"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."

"Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying ""The court room sketch artist is so hunky."""

"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."

"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."

"Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes."