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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
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"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"
"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."
"Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50"
"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."
"Height Q: What is the height of honesty? A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins"
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "