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Joke of the Day
"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."
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"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"
"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."
"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."
"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."
"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"
"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""
"6 yo: *yells* Mom! I'm on level 18!!!! Me: *peeks in room* PAGE 18, princess. You're reading. 6 yo: Oh"
"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."