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Joke of the Day

"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."

"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."

"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."

"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"

"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."

"Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One person."

"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"

"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."

"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."