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Joke of the Day

"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."

"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."

"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."

"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""

"What do horny terrorists in airplanes do? High jack."

"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."

"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."

"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."

"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."