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Joke of the Day

"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"

"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."

"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""

"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"

"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"

"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."

"Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets."

"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"

"Show up late for a meeting and say, ""Sorry, I have the WORST hangover."" Then, whip out a copy of ""The Hangover Part 2"" and laugh and laugh."

"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"