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Joke of the Day
"Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh."
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"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""
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"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."
"The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression and the last 14 bring it right back."
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."