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Joke of the Day

"Wife has been adding a little baby oil to her baths, which is cool because I have always wanted to quickly be laying down in the shower."

"Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter."

"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"

"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."

"Hearing deteriorates as we get older. So why with every new year does the sound of someone eating become louder & more annoying?"

"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."

"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"