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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."
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"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."
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"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."
"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""
"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."
"My roommate has a red face all the time. He says it's because of a skin condition but I think he's secretly appropiating native American culture."
"Hitler was argueably the greatest person that ever lived... I mean he did kill Hitler"