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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"

"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"

"Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years."

"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"

"I don't like my computer memory. Not one bit."