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Joke of the Day

"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"

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"So a radio talks to another radio Over."
"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."
"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."
"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"
"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."
"Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze"
"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"
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