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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I burned down your house, but the Mythbusters told me not to try it at home and you should really lock your doors when you go out."

"what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer Ash"

"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."

"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."

"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."

"I just sneezed so hard that I'm now two seconds in the future."

"Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet"

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon. She learned to fight in prison."

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""