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"[Meta] Anyone else hate jokes that are too long? They usually have too many characters."
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"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"
"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."
"I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings."
"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""
"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."
"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."
"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"