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Joke of the Day
"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."
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"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"
"Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time"
"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"
"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"What would be the best color to make a joke about? I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?"
"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"
"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."