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Joke of the Day
"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""
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"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."
"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"
"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"
"How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting."
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""