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Joke of the Day

"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""

"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."

"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"

"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."