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Joke of the Day

"What caveman say when he get hurt? meow."

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"

"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"

"Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'"

"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."

"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate"

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."