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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
Next Joke
"do these four empty jars of nutella make me look fat?"
"My wife gets scared easily... She's got no balls."
"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."
"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."
"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"
"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"
"Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?"
"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"
"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"