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Joke of the Day

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"Why are marines who can't swim better? They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"All I wanna do is [gun shot noise] [cash register noise] [organ noise] [saxophone noise] [cow noise] [cat noise] Fix this broken synthesizer"

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"My dad installed new LED bulbs in his home. I started seeing him in a new light after that."

"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."

"Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? He got his just desserts."