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Joke of the Day

"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"

"Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man."

"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"

"Me: Now what's the rule, son? 11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper. Me: You're learning..."

"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."

"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."

"Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting."

"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."

"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."

"Did you hear about the new anti-consumerism movement? Nobody's buying it!"