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Joke of the Day

"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"

"Have you heard this one before? Yes, twelve posts ago"

"Uppercuts a horse. Creates the first girrafe."

"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"

"Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill."

"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."

"I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."

"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"