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Joke of the Day
"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."
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"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."
"Why do people smoke after having sex? Because they're doing it too fast."
"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"
"Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan"
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""
"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"
"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."