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Joke of the Day
"What did one bell say to the other? ""Be my valenchime!"""
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"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."
"inncocent child"
"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."
"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."
"What made Tesla successful ? Its musk"
"Is Miley Cyrus pregnant? Will The government stay shut down? Will the GTA online servers work? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"
"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."
"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."