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Joke of the Day
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."
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"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."
"I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then."
"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."
"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"
"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"
"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad!"
"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"