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Joke of the Day

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"

"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."

"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."

"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."

"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""

"Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""

"I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives."

"I married what some might call a ""trophy wife""... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place."

"I have swagger. At least, that's what my deodorant says."