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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a disfigured penis and a woman with a large vagina? Bendidick Cumbersnatch"

"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."

"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."

"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."

"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."

"Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter? Swarm."

"What did the lifeguard say to the hippie? You're too far out, man."