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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram."

"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."

"Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."

"The mailman gave me a letter from a child this morning. The grammar was bad. But the delivery was good."