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Joke of the Day
"Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
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"The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille."
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""
"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"
"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."