194075

Joke of the Day

"Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN"

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"

"When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going."

"How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend? ""Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"" !!!"

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"

"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."

"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""