194050
Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye yee think it be arrrrr, but it be the seaa"
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"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."
"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."
"A woman recently got breast implants made from oak wood. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline, Wooden tit?"
"For decades now microwave designers have labored under the false assumption that people want extra features on their microwave. They don't."
"Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex? When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on"
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Cinnamon roasted, french pressed, with bit of sugar, and I'll add my own cream."