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Joke of the Day
"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
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"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"
"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""
"[hitting a beach ball back and forth with son] *accidentally hits it over his head and into an outdoor concert* ""don't bother son, its gone"""
"*looks up from phone* Great, I'm inside of a coffin again."
"TIFU. She was on top."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."