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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"

"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."

"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."

"What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!"

"if the waitress at this brunch doesn't give me the Mother's Day special then I shaved my legs and stole this baby for nothing"

"I was caught after ditching a cab without paying... I was charged with Taxi Evasion."