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Joke of the Day

"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."

"What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors? Unhinged"

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."

"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"

"Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are."

"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."

"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."

"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"

"When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."

"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."