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Joke of the Day

"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"

"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""

"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."