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Joke of the Day
"BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it."
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"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."
"The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it'll make ya limp"
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"Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again."
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"