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Joke of the Day

"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."

"I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape."

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."

"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"

"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""

"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."

"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."

"Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free"

"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."