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Joke of the Day

"Somebody broke into my house and stole the alarm system."

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"

"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."

"What is ISIS? They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me...."

"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"

"Apple Watch now comes with a new app... It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0."

"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"

"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."

"Why did the man quit his job at the bakery? He didn't knead any more dough."