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Joke of the Day
"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"
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"He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend."
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"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"
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"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"