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Joke of the Day
"tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre"
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"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."
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