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Joke of the Day

"My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave."

"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."

"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."

"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."

"How many people who subscribed to r/The_Donald does it take to screw in a light bulb? Obviously more than one because it's still dark in their mother's basement."

"Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5? Because he knows how to reduce fractions."