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Joke of the Day

"My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave."

"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"

"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."

"My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal."

"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."

"Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month."

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."

"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."

"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."